Going to the Chapel and We're Gonna Get Married!

Technically, this post will be more about G-Lock than Madonna, so we're comfortable in avering that our boycott still stands.

We just wanted to point out that G-Lock and his fiance are officially tying the knot in a little over five weeks! And, yes, it can be revealed that the wedding song will indeed be Madonna-inspired (thanks for the tips) ... and will be kept secret until the event, as some of the wedding guests might be dropping in on this blog. The wedding will be incredible, on so many levels, and we're so excited!

The reception DJ has also been supplied select Madge tunes, as well, to keep the crowd moving in between band sets. Madonna will therefore make about a half dozen "appearances" throughout the evening.

Okay, that's it ... We won't even mention what's going on in Madonna news since our break started ... but JUSTIN TIM--?! .... Okay, okay ... we might have to save it all for the Top Ten Madonna Moments of the year. Okay, we're really leaving now. Bye. Bring on that damn Re-Invention DVD!