Crisis Mode?

Madonna, seriously:

Consider
(People)

new
(Fox)

management.
(TV Guide)

And, for the love of Lourdes, release the Re-Invention Tour on DVD! If its pronounced delay is due to a legal rights issue, at least let us know so we don't have false hope a la Blond Ambition. Stop with the red herring of the Confessions DVD

... and, hey, speaking of, don't get me started on the editing of that NBC special.